Archive - August 7, 2010

An NEW thing to do—U-WASH-DOGGIE????

Well, just yesterday when I had the chance to see Howard scratch and completly be frustrated—-I thought as a dog owner and “head of the pack” I needed to take action.  He needed a bath because maybe he had fleas?  Do I bathe first, then put the chemicals on to destroy whatever is itching him???   I did what any good pet owner would do—consult with facebook and see what my “friends” had to say.  They all told me….BATHE first. Although one fan of “designed to sell” told me I better wait a day to be sure I did not douse him with chemicals the same day of a bath, then asked me if yellow was too bright in the kitchen….I have no clue about Yellow, (YES it works if you’re GAY) but I DID wait a day to give Howard any chemicals.  I decided as a new thing— since I am the dog owner, why should I drop him off at a doggie place?  I needed to kill the fleas myself, bathe him myself, yet…I could not bare to bathe him in my own bathtub or shower, so….where was a woman to go????? Where could I WASH MY OWN DOGGIE?????? Then I saw it…..a place ….literally called …..

U-WASH-DOGGIE…..commanding me to take action…..THAT is a place I can respect.  I wish they had more places like that.

U-Take GIRL To NICE Place to EAT

U-stop talking and ask about HER-

U-Pay for check

I could continue, but I wont.   This is my new thing.

U (I) washed doggie.

U-Watch Video!!!